Friends say "thank you for being a friend" when one or both of them ____ .
A. is about to die.
B. has just enlisted in the Army
C. has been sentenced to serve time in jail.
D. is sleeping with the other's spouse or significant other.
E. getting ready to never speak or see each other again forever.
F. is joking
G. None of the above.
If you said "g" you'd be right, for real friends don't say "thank you" unless they're about to say goodbye forever.
So unless you're getting ready to give me my heart back because you know you're done tossing the rest of me out of your new, better life, I'll just keep making more calls that go unanswered and keep you posted on my progress whenever your unforgiving schedule allows you to do so.
Because that's what friends are for.
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